Wednesday, November 2, 2016

How to mic a guitar

I'm going to answer your question.  Any way you want to.
   Now.  For the wasting of letters in the alphabet part.  What kind of guitar?  In what environment? With what microphone? What preamp? For rhythm or lead? Primary instrument or backing? Picking or strumming? Fingerpicking or pick? Taylor?  Fender? Gibson? 6? 12? 8? With percussive attack or without? Stereo or mono (mono)? Electric or... surely you get the point.  There are far too many variables for that to be a valid question, but I've asked it too.  So now I'll tell you what I've learned from experienced engineers and from doing it wrong a thousand times.


1. Know where this guitar recording will be in the mix.  The only true wisdom I can give you on this is ...If the instrument will be accompanied only by a vocal or is all alone, or rather is the primary instrument...then your microphone(s) should be closer to the instrument than in other cases.  It will have more character as a result.  How close depends on a lot of things but I have learned that farther away than you think is almost always a better choice than too close.  I don't care what anybody says (nor should you care what I say...more on that in a minute) but I recorded guitars too close for a number of years and battled string noise, pick attack, percussive elements, transients far more than is necessary.  Which leads me to this:

2. The place where you hear the guitar sounding the way you want it to sound on the record IS the right place.  Here's a trouble spot that will arise:  If the guitar player is in charge of this desire then you will need to hear the guitar from where his head is...or as close to that noggin as you can get which will cause other issues.  If any other human being on the planet is in charge then this location will move to out in front of the guitar because that's the way everyone else hears the instrument.  Height matters.  If you're 6 foot 3 and like the guitar sound when you're standing better than when you're leaning over...don't put the mic 3 feet off the ground.  Put it up at 6' 3"...  If you're recording a guitar in a band setting where it plays an equal role in the body of the song you'll need to back away a bit to give it some room to blend with everything else.  Depending on the microphone you're using all of these decisions could cause you to be 9 inches from the fret board or 8 feet away.  I will not tell you what is right but here's some food for thought.  The time that it takes sound to travel from each instrument to it's respective microphone will dictate how "real" this recording sounds.  It will also lend to perceived timing of the instrumentalists and if they are all playing at once but not everyone's microphone (or DI signal) is the same distance from the instrument then the perceived sound will not match what you heard live in that setting.  Another unusual phenomenon occurs because every band member hears a different mix of the song based on their location within the playing space.  You really should decide on a listening point for the body of music and sculpt the recording to emulate this location.  All of this only if "real" is a thing you're after.  Even if you're not after "realism" you probably will struggle with seemingly troubled timing if the distance/time is not somewhat equal.  SO...if everybody in the band is playing into a microphone at about 3 feet away then believe it or not that direct bass line you recorded will be arriving at the recorder faster than everybody else and "things" will happen that make you scratch your head.  If one guys mic is 10 feet away and someone else's is 3 becomes very apparent that something is amiss and very few people figure out what it is.  It's time and distance.  Being different distances gives the expected perception of varying distance from the listener.  If you want the vocal closer to the listener then put the singer closer to the mic.  Where do you want the guitar in relationship to the listener and the rest of the band?  That's your bible as far as distance from the microphone goes.  Walk around, move your noggin, listen for balanced tone and peculiarities/smooth spots...beware of bass blasts if it's an acoustic, beware of transients that ping your ears no matter what it is and Put the Mic there.

3.  How many microphones?  It's always going to come back to your intention.  Bluegrass band sitting in a line...Blumlein pair maybe.  James Taylor doing his thing on the next legendary ballad he's gonna well placed mic and perhaps a room mic or two (that whole stereo/mono thing again).  Any backing guitar...One.  And the type of mic is going to make more decisions for us.  After you find that perfect location and have a mic there it's time to listen again.  That mic you chose just changed things...It's not your ears.  If it's a cardioid microphone you're possibly still too close because it's hearing is superimposed...hyper-cardioid is more-so.  If you've chosen an omni mic you have my blessings on the next record because obviously you're a discriminating listener and you're a whacko...who records with omni's (I do)...but you may be able or need to move that mic closer to the source.  It's picking up everything in the room and it doesn't have trouble with proximity affect so it's the most forgiving tool when it comes to close mic'ing.  Ribbons are awesome for lots of things...signal is sometimes an issue but good Lord they love amplified instruments and they'll work on a lot of acoustics.  If your player is gently stroking the strings and you must strain to hear their softest notes a ribbon is probably not the right microphone.  Read up on suggested microphones elsewhere but some of my favorites include the Audio Technica 4022 (omni), the AT 4041 (cardioid), the AKG C414 (try all the patterns), the AEA R84, the Royer 121 and of course the SM-57.  Never underestimate the SM-57.

4.  Where should this guitar be recorded?  Again...what's the goal?  If' it's an important player in the mix then start thinking about the space that will surround the track.  If you record everything in a nice, "lively" room that provides it's own "reverb" or "ambience" then you may avoid destroying your whole project with some crappy reverb plugin, which we would all appreciate.  If you are going to HAVE to add depth with an electronic device (try delay instead of verb) or absolutely cannot find a good room to record in (though I'm sure there's one in your house) then a quiet room is best, largest room you can find unless it's fabulously engineered to trap bass and diffuse/absorb higher freqencies etc.  Read up on room treatments as well and do what you can...don't mortgage the house for it.  The most important thing that will happen during this recording will be the performance:  If the performance is magnificent you can fail at everything else and it's still going to be legendary.  If the performance is mediocre (as mine usually are) then you need to get some things right.  Really right.  Concrete walls suck.  Drywall sucks most of the time.  Being in exactly the center of the room is a no-no.  Too close to a corner is usually a bad idea.  Do some more research, I've rambled too long already but bottom line: record where the instrument sounds as close as it can to your desired end result.  The less you have to do the track to get where you're going the better the track will be.  Staircases and bathrooms may provide a fantastic place to put a second mic which can be blended in with the source mic to give your track depth.  Be creative.  Break the rules.  Steal ideas from stories you read about smart engineers and musicians.  It's an art form you know.

5.  Preamps, Interfaces, Formats etc...  Get the best things you can afford.  Read lots of reviews.  I like and trust most of the Sound On Sound reviews I read.  Your salesman at that one place you shop will actually have information.  I'm not a MAC guy so I don't have a lot of input on the MAC only stuff but obviously the Universal Audio gear is very good stuff.  I like the the AEA RPQ-500 and the MAAG PreQ4.  If I could afford to I'd have several UA pre's, a Manley Slam and a Grace design product.  I can't so I use what I can afford.  The RPQ-500 is extremely versatile, has crap tons of clean gain and once you start to understand the 140Khz bell curve that is the Curve Shape'll benefit from it's existence.  $650.  Not cheap but well worth the money.  Interfaces for windows: I like the Focusrite stuff.  I like the pre's in them etc.  I've used a lot of things.  A/D conversion is where the meat is and once again, if I could afford something of professional studio quality that's what I'd have.  Most of the trusted brands have produced a great interface that is capable of high quality conversion with reasonable preamps and options.  Do your own homework and get the one you think is the prettiest or take out a loan.  All of these things will affect your recording to some extent.  Weakest link, ya know...but don't lose sleep over it.  Do what you can do and do the best with it you are capable of.  You can record something of higher quality than Neil Young's Harvest Moon album.  Bit Depth, to Bob Katz.  HIGH.  24 bit is great.  32 is better.  I don't trust floating parameters...some people do.  96hz is great, 192 is better, 384 is available...another blog altogether.  The question for me is back to the performance again...Pink Floyd wasn't recording on a device that can capture sound at unimaginable frequency ranges that the cheapest interface on the market today can...Will your recording defy human hearing to the extent that we should debate 24/96 over 32/384?

6.  When in doubt...too many mics is a good thing.  Choose and change your mind as the mix progresses.  Don't do it just to be doing it...but if you're truly uncertain about what you're hearing put up the extra mics.

Last note.  You must record the guitar wrong several hundred times before you get it right.  That's just a law around here.  Get started.  Try something new.  Surprise us.  Surprise yourself.  Don't take my advice at all.  Don't take anyone's if you so choose.  At least lay awake at night and develop a theory about what "should" work and go from there.  If it fails, move on.  I tried a ribbon in front of the sound hole on an acoustic for a time, null point of the figure 8 pointed right into the nucleus of that low frequency train wreck and the did some fancy mix tricks to pioneer a sound that had never been achieved before.  It didn't work of course (well it worked sort of), but the point is...there are still new ideas out there running around.  Catch one.  Let us know how it works out.  Enjoy making music.  Have a plan.  Research and develop.

Hope this answered something for someone.
I'm out.

Jefferson Fox
maker of many mistakes

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Mono music and why it keeps startling me

   I've been putting a lot of thought into this mono vs stereo know, the one you've never had with anybody.  But I debate a lot of things with my other brain and this is how it has progressed:
   Originally I only knew stereo music.  Born in the 70's, mono was dead.  I actually arrived in my love for music about the time quadraphonic recordings reared their unusual heads and although Pink Floyd sounded fabulous in my 77' Cougar it just didn't work out in the long run.  Now 5.1 surround and all that other fussy stereo stuff has happened.  Mid Side processing has given a little more depth to recordings (or at times a LOT) and stereo width has become some sort of pecker measuring competition by most mixing and mastering engineers.  I've heard it said many times that 'this tool' or 'that tool' will help one "maximize the width of the sound stage" and I bought all these things as they were sold to me and they are all just facts of the music world...not something to debate. 
   The first thing I began to debate with myself was why mono recordings are so sought after by audiophiles when stereo versions of most of these records they covet are available and surely the stereo version must sound better.  This debate is easy to settle when one buys a record that was originally intended as a mono work and compares it to it's "stereo" counterparts.  9 out of 10 times it is clear that the "stereo" mix was not actually a stereo mix but indeed a mono mix that has been destroyed by some whacky ass processor that was the latest and greatest "fuck up your mono mix" tool at the time of remastering.  As the Beatles albums are being re-released in mono and audiophiles are shouting loud enough that the rest of the general listeners have to hear their cries it is actually coming to pass that a few people are accepting mono and I, for one, am very much sold on the idea that if the album was recorded mono and mixed in mono and mastered for mono should get a copy of the mono record if you want to hear the music as it was intended to be heard.  And now from the experience of comparing pseudo stereo masters and "stereo" masters to their mono parents it's easy for me to say that mono not only wins because of authenticity...recordings of the time period that belonged to the MONO God actually do SOUND better in mono.  I have theories as to why but I'm not a scientist so I won't venture too far into that realm.  I will say that I think a lot of this phenomenon has to do with recording technique (as everyone already knows) but as well with other decisions inspired by those techniques which include microphone placement (and style) as well as room choice.  With no reverb to spice things up rooms were a HUGE part of the recording process (as they should be now) and those rooms dictate much of what we perceive in the way of tone...I believe.  Debate settled.  I understand why the audiophiles seek out mono.

   So...startled.  I said that in the title.  A recent discovery of mine came as a result of Frank Sinatra's 'Come Dance With Me' record.  (yes I listen to Tom Waits, Eminem, Dwight Yoakum, Radiohead and freakin Frank Sinatra).  I had heard several songs from this record in several formats.  The songs were good.  The band was on.  Frank did that thing Frank does.  Ribbon mics rock.  But it wasn't as "amazing" as history would have me believe and I couldn't make out why my mom and grandmother said over and over how mind blowing these records were.  And then...I got the original mono pressing on vinyl.  It sat for several months unplayed in my listening room.  I finally pulled it out of the sleeve, gave it a quick cleaning and dropped it on in an attempt to make myself tired enough to go to bed.  That's when it happened.  I suddenly realized that there was no point ever recording vocal music again because it would never be done this well for the rest of time.  This mono recording of Billy May's band playing back on my little 6.5" speaker sounded 40 feet wide and somehow Frank's voice was hanging from a thread right in front of my face in the middle of that band.  It was a spiritually enlightening moment.  No I take that was a spiritually mystifying moment.  I didn't understand it.  I still don't really but I now realize that the techniques that great engineers of the day employed to make these recordings gave them dimension in a similar fashion to stereo and the process glued the tracks together in a way that stereo never could.  Mystifying.  Startling. 

   Once again.  The rooms.  The mics.  Instrument bleed, timing of signal reception and reflections...instrument relativity, equalization approaches or persistence in frequency placement...lots of stuff happening here that we take for granted.  All of the limitations that the format presented (most of which were insignificant to all involved, by the way) brought with them a long list of requirements that would force the production to take on very sophisticated and well planned techniques that ultimately would be conducive to great recordings.  Decisions, decisions.

   Where was I?  Debating things.  Why hasn't anyone gone back to mono?  Well, a very few have tried it.  Mellencamp did it in 2010 with the help of T-Bone Burnett and it sounds great.  I suppose it simple to say that technology has never been very good at regressing.  We tend to only move forward regardless of what the past has revealed as superior to the current trend although it's true that vinyl is relevant again and you and I (well just I really) are having this mono talk.  Instrument and musical tool makers are heavily invested these days in retro gear, good components etc.  I guess we're seeing a renaissance of sorts and perhaps mono will make it's way onto the scene once again.  I certainly will be providing mono mixes of my own work going forward, or at least providing myself with mono mixes.  I believe I'll start testing that very soon.  I've never done it.  Lots to learn I'm sure and I look forward to the lessons...kind really that's going to suck, I haven't even figured out the modern stereo thing really.  damnit.  I'll do it anyway.

  Last debate that is troubling me:  While the audiophiles will always exist how do we account for the horrid methods of the consumption of music which first made it sound bad and then made people mix and master purposely for systems that sound bad (ie "mastered for I-tunes") and now that musicians have allowed the industry to degrade the products and fans, less impressed with music in general are becoming oblivious to the notion that music could actually sound better the Hell are we going to fix this?  I thought about writing letters to people or doing a Ted talk about Nyquist Theorem, tape saturation, audible frequency response vs digital capacity, overtones in up and down-sampling, ear buds etc...but I don't think anybody wants to hear it.  It's kind of like music these days.  Nobody wants to 'hear' it.  There is plenty of demand for entertainers in the music "industry" but not a whole lot of concern over quality of art work done by musicians/engineers/etc.  Nobody cares.  So how are we going to fix it.  For the moment all I can come up with is write a blog to make a few people think it over, make better records personally (which I vow to do...sorry I didn't give a shit in the past) and hope that the trend keeps moving in the right direction.
   I'll be posting some comparison mixes soon to hash out my thoughts on a modern mono project versus the same ole stereo thing and I have a thought brewing about a "stereo" mix that utilizes mono instrumentation with stereo (probably Blumlein) room ambience to dictate room size.  I haven't thought too deep into this yet but as the light reveals itself I'll put it here for no one to read. 

side note:  I'm so tired of "Remastered" releases I'm ready to set fire to some record company headquarters.  If the record is legendary...stop screwing with it.  I've yet to hear a remastered project that was as good as the original and since "remastered" generally means, "compressed all to Hell and CRANKED UP LOUD" it's easy to understand why those records are exhausting to listen to and don't hold the appeal of the originals.  The other favorite thing to do is make the WIDER...again, penis size I suppose.  "That modern sound"...we'll get to that.  Soon. 

That was tonight's thought.  incomplete and incoherent perhaps.  Oh well. 

I'm out. 
Jefferson Fox

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Embarrassed for US

 The third debate just ended.  I'm SO embarrassed to be from the United States of America right now I don't think I would confess it if I were traveling abroad.  No I'm sure of it.  "I was living in America for a long time but I've since returned to my homeland in the Netherlands...hope the accent goes away soon."  My Grandpa would kick me for saying that.  He was proud to be an American.
   It makes perfect sense to me that Capitalism would evolve into organized crime eventually and professional politicians would all be corrupt and a two party system within the confines of this type of democracy would eventually reign over it's people without regard to their welfare or lifestyle in the sole pursuit of money...I just didn't want to live long enough to see it first hand.
   A little trivia for you:  The Bill of Rights as we know it is the first ten amendments to our Constitution.  Everyone knows that.  The trivia...there were twelve proposed amendments hand written that same day on that same parchment.  All twelve were by design simple ideas that James Madison penned on behalf of the states.  The twelfth is the one that I think tells the American tale better than any other.  It was written so that no lawmaker could raise his own pay during the current election cycle.  They would indeed be able to pass a law that changed wages for lawmakers, but it couldn't take effect until the public had the chance to elect new leadership.  Makes sense to me.  Probably to's a definite power check.  Cant just give yourself a raise whenever... Now:  It eventually passed becoming the 27th amendment to our Constitution but here's what I find so interesting.  The other 26 amendments were all ratified in 3 years or less.  The 12th proposed amendment took 202 years to be ratified.  For 202 years our lawmakers just couldn't bring themselves to give up the power to vote in their own pay raises before the coming election.  That's America in a nutshell to me.  By the time it did pass lawmakers had realized the longest tenures in American history and were drawing more of their money from special interest parties, lobbyists, big business, insider trading...salaries don't mean anything to our lawmakers now.
    Thinking about salaries...I was glancing at campaign spending the other day.  At the time Hillary Clinton had reported spending 700 million dollars in campaign money during her political career.  There are 534 other people (mostly averaging just a few million each year) that have the same type of campaigning habit.  I wonder how these people can spend 1.5 BILLION DOLLARS in a 5 year period to keep their $140,000 a year jobs...and talk to the American people about debt.  The spending now is higher than what I quoted ...but 10 years ago a 5 year campaign spend for OUR REPRESENTATIVES was 1.5 Billion Dollars.  So...150 Million a year spent by big business mostly to employ people to pass laws.  Hard for me to imagine that these representatives are genuinely concerned with the well being of the average American.  I don't believe it.
   So now.  The crook or the loon.  What will it be?  Does it really matter?  America is in a toilet because of greed.  Because of capitalism.  Because of capitalizing.  Because the Land of Opportunity is the Land of Opportunists.
   Unfortunately it's human nature to capitalize on others.  From our primal instincts we begin at infancy capitalizing on physical weakness and the more developed we become the farther reaching our dominant behavior becomes.  America is just a great breeding ground for that behavior and we watch it daily all around us and we struggle to take the scraps for ourselves and I think far too many people would fall right into the patterns of our current "leaders" if given the chance so I'm not sure there's any fixing it.  I'm afraid it will just have to broken before a new era can come to pass.  I'm afraid we're hinging upon that climax in history.  America is about to break.
   Our environment is a disaster.  Big business in America justifies it with profit margins.  Our happiness is a disaster.  Big business in America justifies it with profit margins.  Our home lives.  Our sense of obligation to our children.  Our compassion for animals.  Our respect for one another.
   We are represented by people who won't even pretend to respect one another for what should be one of the most highly regarded public debates that could occur on this planet.  How can people who act like THAT lead THIS Nation?  Be the icons of world leadership that our youth model their ideals from ?  How can these be the people we are choosing??  HOW????
    I'm going to go ahead and state some obvious things here:  Peace in the Middle East has never happened in all of human history.  It's not going to happen because we stick our noses into the hornets nest.  We're there and will remain there because Grumman and McDonald Douglas and Drug companies winning contracts with the government spend billions to buy votes.  More people in Iraq died of heart attacks than violence before we invaded and now violence kills 95% more people than heart attacks in Iraq.  Way to go us.  The Iraq body count is only slightly higher than the US murder rate but we get serious when there's a travel package involved.  It's good for Wall Street.
   A few years back I paid for insurance for myself, my wife and my children.  It was good insurance with a low deductible.  I can not afford insurance for my family now.  If I could afford it the deductible would be 5 times as high (I really have priced it) and the benefits significantly fewer.  Guess what industries top the campaign trail?  Pharmaceutical, Health Care, Lawyers, Tech, Arms...
I don't think it's a coincidence that when health care industries buy campaigns health costs go through the roof and become mandatory.  I'm not that foolish.
   Chicago is a funny place.  The highest individual contributor to political campaigns in America runs a few small newspapers like the Polish Times and such, as well as local radio and tv stations in Chicago.  College newspapers is where this guy earned so much money that Forbes doesn't know what he's worth but can track down 100 million dollars that he gave away last year...So if it seems funny to ME that Fred Eychaner can top Microsoft, Apple, Google and every other global giant in campaign contributions with the money he made selling newspapers in the 60's...why isn't anyone else looking into it?  I know...Chicago is just a nice place where historically people make their money milking unicorns for princesses and everyone is on the up and up...but newspapers????   Number one in the tech industry in Campaign contributions:  Newsweb Corp, Chicago.  go figure?
   When you're broke you stay at home.  America is broke.  Our military needs to be HERE.  Not spending billions to drive around the desert so somebody's stock will rise accordingly.
   Fracking will cause a major earthquake.  Then everybody will say "I knew it all along" and lie about who they supported when the votes are discussed.
   Our food sources will never be safe because the chemical industries that pay off politicians to legalize the pollution of our food will always have more money than the people forced to eat Americas garbage.  Our water sources are being depleted by super farms and other industries.  Our forests are being contaminated by crop dusting that would have long since been outlawed were it not for Big Businesses foothold in the farms and chemicals.
   We can't afford to be petitioning to bring in more immigrants.  Yes we're all immigrants here but we're broke and about to go hungry and can't manage our own people and don't have a military at home and I'm sorry...trying to be "NUMBER ONE" on the "Let's bring in more strangers from the most militant Nation we can think of" list is just asinine.   Somebody's making money at that I'm sure but I haven't figured out how we can justify it.  Oh yeah...profit margin.
   Marijuana???  really???  That's not even an issue worth talking about.
   Abortion? Guns? Race?  None of these issues matter as long as the people who are in control of this Country don't give a damn about it's backbone.  Don't give a damn about the people who make up the masses in this Nation.  Don't give a damn where we sleep or what we eat or if our children will have any respect left for their Nation or their leaders or for themselves come the next election.  The next generation.  None of it matters because America won't be a place we talk about in present context.
   America won't be great again.  We got that warm and fuzzy feeling when we were kicking Nazi ass and removing genocidal maniacs from the planet.  That's respectable work that needed to be done and I'm proud of those who sacrificed so that we could end that but those days are past.  Since the days of real regimes that threatened the world we've had to work at staying busy conquering our own people one industry at a time.  We work at digging up lost causes that we can invest our industries in.  We work at political Whack-A-Mole and the distraction of our citizens so they don't notice our failing system falling apart all around them.  Our leaders vote directly against their constituents, our Representatives get FREE health care for life and vote ours into oblivion, our representatives buy multi-million dollar homes while our lending system fails under the weight of an overextended middle and lower class.  Our Representatives send forces all over the world while violence and corruption in our back yards rise to an all time high.  Our Representatives lie to a generation which will be the first in human history to have a lower life expectancy than the previous generation about our leadership's commitment to a better environment and better food industry.  They lie about their commitment to better jobs and better pay.  Our Representatives prostitute their opportunity to affect change in this nation to the businesses with the most money and our food sources are victimized, our educational system is victimized, our Military is victimized, our neighbors are victimized, our environment is victimized, our freedoms are victimized, our public safety is victimized, our health care is victimized...
   and we're going to elect Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump now to take us further into the depth's of the Hell that America has made of itself.

 I'm sorry Grandpa.  I couldn't do it.  I'd lie my ass off.  "Not from America.  Those people are nuts."

Monday, January 11, 2016

The Verdict Is In

   I've said that a lot in my lifetime but for the first time it means exactly that.  A judge heard all our testimony at a trial in Iowa to decide if I owed an investor (in an album) a great deal of money because I wasn't as successful as he had hoped I would be.  It's hard to believe even for me...I'm the least successful musician I've ever heard of being sued by an Executive Producer.  He basically just wanted all of his money back plus 18% and I pained for a year over the idea of that...losing more money than I had used to make Chronicles of Harvey and the My Brother's Keeper video...all at once because the legal system allows anyone to claim anything, anytime...and forces all those accused to defend themselves.
   Defending yourself out of state, by the way, is a bit of a challenge.  If a lawyer will take your case it seems customary to rape the out of state client for every imaginable fee one can conjure.  Fortunately I had nearly no money for a lawyer and I was forced to defend myself so these fees were not something I stood to lose.  But I had to do my very best research lawyer for a year...and cross my fingers.  I prepared as well as I could.  I responded to all of the clerical judiciary blah blah blah throughout the proceedings.  I updated the court clerk and opposition as necessary (except that one deadline I missed...whoops).  I read and read and read and phoned every intelligent friend I could as well as a couple lawyers.  The lawyers I know gave me generic pointers and made sure to let me know that they could not give me real council...politely.  I read some more.  I still didn't have a clue on the day of court.  I'd rehearsed my lines.  I'd studied all the evidence and lack thereof.  I had all my paperwork in order...First time I needed one of them the entire stack turned into wet leaves covered in Egyptian hieroglyphs.  I couldn't make heads or tails of the process, the paperwork or my thoughts.  Awww  shit.  So I gave up on keeping my composure and just answered the questions, stumbled through my own quandaries and asked the judge to be forgiving of my ignorance.
   The verdict is in.
 After over a year of suffering through this mess a judge has decided that my Executive Producer had no legal claim to the money he was seeking.  My wife and I were both named in this frivolous lawsuit and we are both very happy to inform anyone who cares...that justice did prevail.  The judge gave an insightful recap and evaluation of the proceedings/claims and found in our favor.  As a result, our accuser had to pay our court costs as well.  We lost some time and a trip to Iowa we didn't really want to take but Hell...we won.  Thank God.  Thank Iowa.  Thank the Universe.  Thanks friends and neighbors.  We didn't lose.
   Note to self.  Do everything alone.  People suck.

I think I'll make another record.